Friday, May 20, 2016

L'Immortel (22 Bullets)

Just give me a film with Jean Reno and I will be entertained. Any film with him will do. L'Immortel is no exception. It also features Kad Merad (of Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis fame), which is a bonus.

The film starts with Jean Reno (character name: Charly), retired mafia-esque bad guy, visiting his mother with his small son in tow. On their way home to Marseille, they sing along to opera arias and the little boy is let out of the car to watch a street performance (featuring a dancing goat) while daddy drives off to find a parking space. It's a good thing the boy was not in the car, as it turns out. As he exits the car, a group of heavily armed (rival?) gangsters stop their vehicle in front of him, unloading their collected gun into him. Charly breaks down, bleeding, his body riddled with 22 bullets (hence, the English title). Miraculously, he survives (hence, the French title). This, of course, requires revenge.

Before Charly goes on his killing spree, however, he loses one close associate, which is what really tips the scale. Shortly after the funeral, Charly walks into a birthday celebration of the murderous group and announces that he will come for them. But instead of killing them all then and there, he promises to come for them one by one, when they least expect it. He is there to kill the birthday boy, only. His plan and announcement to spread the revenge out makes for a better premise for the film. Without it, there might not even be a film.

And then the violence commences. There are shootouts, assassination attempts, betrayal, car and motorcycle chases, hiding family members and the desperate police force trying to solve the initial attack on Charly as well as figuring out what the hell else is going on.

And to not belie the title, Charly survives again and again situations that would have killed off a lesser man.

Works for me.

6/10

The Streaming Project

Hello.

It's been a while.

For the longest time I didn't see the point of posting updates to this blog because, you know, nobody reads this. Then I again, this is a way of keeping track of all the stuff I watch, which is a lot. So, once again, I resume.

Since the last time I was here I not only got Netflix but also ordered Amazon Prime. To make it worth it, I decided to watch everything on both platforms. This is, of course, ludicrous. But I will do the best I can. This will make the title of my blog much truer, I expect.