Showing posts with label Michael Caine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Caine. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Interstellar

This is all kinds of awesome. It looks great and it is engrossing. Everything that a sci-fi film should be. And I have absolutely no idea what was actually going on. Also a standard in a sci-fi film.

Lemme see if I can convey what happened - as I understand it.

Cooper used to be an astronaut and is now a corn farmer. The year is sometime in the future. Not sure when. The bookcase corresponds with his daughter Murph, or so she thinks. What or who truly communicates could be anything from a poltergeist (Murph's initial idea), 'them' or maybe Cooper himself from the future. Anyway, the message is either coordinates or the word 'stay' or both. The coordinates lead to NASA, where Cooper runs into his old pal Dr. Brand. He is recruited to go on a mission to find an alternative planet for the people of earth, because the one currently occupied is dying and/or killing them all.

Plan A is to find a planet and take earthlings to that planet. This turns out to have never actually been a viable option. Dr. Brand simply made up this story for people working on the project to keep working on it. Because (presumably) you will work harder to save yourself and your families than all mankind.

Plan B (and this is the one that was always going to be put in action) is to send frozen embryos to whatever livable planet is discovered on the mission and sort of reinvent mankind.

Cooper goes on the mission under false assumptions. So, apparently, does everyone else on the spaceship with him, including Dr. Brand's daughter. Of course, time passes with different speeds depending on where you are in the universe and whether or not you go through a wormhole/black hole. The difference on the other end of the hole relative to time on earth is 1 month = 7 years. This sucks for someone who left behind his two young children, as Cooper has. When he realizes what this could mean, the mission becomes more desperate for him. He needs to complete the task as quickly as possible. But then he learns of Dr. Brand's rouse and several complications along the way make the mission even harder.

While Cooper and his fellow astronauts are off in space, back home on earth life moves on for his children, as well. The son, Tom, takes over the family farm and the daughter, Murph, was always a potential scientist. After she learns of Dr. Brand's story and plans, she tries saving mankind from her end, as well.

And yes, I know how all of this sounds.

I maintain that I barely understand whatever was going on onscreen. But it sure is pretty to look at.

8/10

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Kingsman: The Secret Service

After getting home from the movie theater just now, the first thing I did was go to imdb.com and checked the rating Kingsman: The Secret Service has there. And just as I remembered, people seem to like it. Why is beyond me.

To me this was all just very underwhelming.

Sure, it is fun to watch Colin Firth, who we all know from playing very sophisticated gentlemen, beat the shit out of a bunch of drunk half-wits in a pub. I love Colin Firth. Who doesn't? Also, I always approve of Michael Caine and Mark Strong. Obviously.

But even though the action sequences are quite impressive (the church massacre, the heads exploding) and you can see that a lot of money went into the production, I found it all just very underwhelming.

I admit, I laughed a few times and joined the choir of Awww whenever JB, the pug (no, not for James Bond or Jason Bourne but for Jack Bauer), was shown. But I was not entertained as much as I hoped I would be.

Mostly, I found the training bits very annoying. Couldn't have cared less about any of the would-be recruits (not even the one I was supposed to care about). And, man, did Samuel L. Jackson's lisp grow old quickly, or what?

Meh! sums it up quite well.

5/10

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Now You See Me

Four very diverse magicians get recruited to perform together. As a way of introducing the characters they are shown performing their respective acts. Daniel does a card trick, Merritt (the 'mentalist') hypnotizes a woman to extort money from her husband, Henley does an underwater escape act and Jack bends a spoon.

When they put on their show in Las Vegas they close it with 'something that was never done before'. They rob a bank. In Paris. This is how it is perceived by the audience: After they announce what they are about to do they recruit the assistance of a 'random' audience member, by people in the crowds draw balls indicating section, row and seat number. They want to rob this audience member's bank. They guy happens to be French and his bank is in Paris. They 'teleport' him into the bank vault and minutes later money rains from the ceiling. Very impressive.

And then it turns out that this particular bank actually was robbed in a way that it corresponds with all the details of the act. The case lands at the feet of FBI agent Dylan Rhodes and Interpol detective Alma Dray. They interrogate the 'Four Horsemen' (as they call themselves) but are being jerked around with little magic tricks and really cannot figure out how they did it. They were, after all, in Las Vegas with an entire audience as witnesses - including one Thaddeus Bradley, a former magician who now makes his money exposing the tricks of his former peers.

The FBI/Interpol duo, Bradley, and the sponsor of the Horsemen, Arthur Tressler, a insurance company honcho, all attend the next performance, this time in New Orleans during the Mardi Gras celebrations. Their final act this time around is also very elaborate and costs someone big money. They now rip off Mr. Tressler himself. His insurance company stifled many locals after hurricane Katrina and the nifty trick has all audience members write down their bank balance on a sheet of paper. Then Tressler is asked on stage and his balance is presented on a big board. Next, everyone is told that they are wrong about what they think they have in the bank and is asked to shine a light on their piece of paper to reveal the 'real' balance. Then a huge light shows Tressler's number lowered by a significant amount, which then appears on someone else's paper - and their bank account. As another chunck of Tressler's money disappears, it goes to someone else in the audience - and so on.

By now, it is clear that Tressler is not the guy who brought the group together. Rhodes and Dray are hot on their heals, Tressler hires Bradley to help him find them and they are being tracked with all high-tech equipment at the FBI's disposal but the nifty magicians get away and always seem to be one step ahead.

Dray meanwhile tells Rhodes of the mythical 'Eye' - a sort of secret society of brilliant magicians that only twice a decade accept new members. If this is more than a myth, the Horsemen set themselves up as viable candidates. There is also a story of a great magician, Lionel Shrike, who died because he wasn't able to escape a safe he locked himself into and had lowered into the Hudson River in New York City.

The big showdown, then, is in New York City. Law enforcement apparently tracked the Horsemen to an apartment where Rhodes and one of his colleagues only find Jack, who stayed behind to destroy blueprints. While his three cohorts are gone, Jack fights off Rhodes and flees in an FBI car. After a high speed drive, the car has a spectacular accident and - after Rhodes pries some papers out of the badly burned dead driver's hand the car blows up. The blueprint Rhodes recovered has the FBI follow a truck that supposedly transports a safe that the Horsemen are thought to have stolen. When they stop the truck, the lock gives way to a string of colorful tissues (a classic!) and the safe opens to hundreds of balloons (a classic!). A dead end.

The Horsemen's final performance is at 5 Pointz, where the agents rush to and fight their way through the audience only to always end up where the three remaining magicians are not. They once again pull off the stunt. However, they do not keep the money from the safe, which pops out (literally) of Bradley's car, making the FBI assume that Bradley was behind everything all along. When Rhodes visits him in his cell, Bradley tells him his theory of what happened in details only to then discover that Rhodes was actually behind everything.

The magician make their way to the carousel in Central Park, where Rhodes reveals himself to them and invites them to join the Eye. Later, he meets up once again with Inspector Dray and explains everything. Rhodes is Lionel Shrike's son and used this elaborate ruse to take revenge on everyone involved with his father's death.

I quite enjoyed this.

7/10

Sunday, July 28, 2013

California Suite

The film follows four different story lines set in the same hotel, all of people either sparring off with each other verbally or - in one case - going at each other with everything they have.

My favorite coupling is played by the wonderful Maggie Smith and the equally wonderful Michael Caine. Smith plays actress Diana Barrie, who is in Hollywood because she was nominated for her first Oscar. Incidentally, Maggie Smith herself won the Best Supporting Actress award for this role.

Also out west is Jane Fonda, who flew in to meet with her ex-husband (played by Alan Alda) because their teenage daughter ran off. The pair has to settle the question of where their daughter will spend the year before going off to college.

Then there is Marvin Michaels (Walter Matthau), who is in town for his nephew's bar mitzvah. He spends a night out with his brother, who is something of a womanizer and - as a favor to Michael - hires a hooker for him. The hooker gets drunk on Tequila and Michael is unable to raise her in the morning in time before his wife arrives.

Lastly, two couples spend a vacation together, but they don't appear to have any fun at all. They trash the rental car, one room reservation got lost and it all dissolves when they spend the morning playing a mixed double of tennis. Then one of the wives hurts her ankle, a bottle of perfume breaks and the glass gets stepped in, a head is hit on the cabinet door, fainting spells, a few swings with a tennis racket and a brawl between the husbands concludes the trip.

Funny.

7/10