Showing posts with label New Jersey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Jersey. Show all posts

Monday, December 9, 2013

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Harold and Kumar have problems.

Harold's work ethic has two of his colleagues dump a last minute research project on him, which may hinder the young analyst from 'partying' with his room mate Kumar. He calls his friend, who has his own issues. He is in the middle of an interview with an administrator of a medical school - arranged by his father - when he takes Harold's call. Kumar convinces his friend that he could manage to do the work and still smoke pot with him. This does not leave the best impression on the interviewer, obviously.

Harold gets home, meticulously parking his car and walks in to run into the neighbor he is in love with but never works up the nerve to actually talk to. They spend an elevator ride in embarrassed silence. Reunited with Kumar, the two smoke a joint and watch TV, when they realize - surprise! - that they are hungry. And the TV suggests they go for sliders at White Castle. They decide that this is exactly what they want to do.

They take off and get harassed by a gang of idiots living in the neighborhood (something that will be repeated throughout the night) before they make it to their car, but they bravely march on. When they make it to the White Castle of their choice it is gone and has been replaced by another fast food joint. When they require about the White Castle that used to be there at the drive through window, the guy working points them toward the nearest location of the franchise and the friends decide to make the drive.

This is when things start going wrong. First, the machine at the toll station does not register their quarters, Kumar drives through because the guy in the car behind him is getting agitated and yells at them. Harold, a paranoid, law abiding citizen, panics and throws their last joint out the window because he expects to be followed by law enforcement. Also, he makes Kumar take the next spot, which takes them out of their way.

When Kumar takes a break to pee, a raccoon crawls into the car and hides on the backseat. Kumar finds a bush to his liking and is about to go about his business, when a guy in a bad suit and with bad hair stops right next to him to do the same. This spurs a hilarious conversation about the availability of bushes in the area and the right to pick any bush to one's liking.

When they take off again, Harold gets attacked by the raccoon and they panic that follows, they almost collide with another car. Someone from the other car gets out and charges toward them but no alteration takes place because in the other car are their equally high next door neighbors. Much to Kumar's chagrin, Harold insists on being brought to the next hospital - a place where both Kumar's father and brother work. Of course, he runs into them and is berated for constantly messing up his interviews for medical school. More hilarity ensues and, luckily, it turns out Harold does not have rabies.

To score replacement dope they decide to visit a girl that has a crush at Harold and works at a nearby college. There, they do score a bag of weed but get also chased out by campus police. Somewhere along their drive through the night, they pick up a hitchhiking Neil Patrick Harris, who ends up stealing their car while they ask for directions to White Castle at a gas station.

Then Harold gets thrown in jail because he is about to cross the street despite the light being red and in a discussion with the policeman that follows, he punches the man in the jaw (the punch was intended for Kumar). Kumar, ever the faithful friend breaks Harold out of jail, where they also steal the same bag of weed they briefly had in their possession at the college.

And then they ride on a jeeter. (Don't ask.)

In want for a new ride after the jeeter runs off, they run into the gang of idiots again and steal their ride. Throwing all caution to the wind, Harold exceeds the speed limit and drives even faster when followed by a highway patrolman. They end up on a cliff looking right at the White Castle, down below them. Luckily, the gang was also fond of hang gliding and that is how the duo makes the final distance to their destination.

There, when they realize that they don't have any money on them, Neil Patrick Harris shows up again and pays for their burgers, fries and sodas because he feels bad about stealing the car. Harold, now having recovered his adventurous streak takes down his two colleagues (because of course they also end up at the same White Castle) and goes back home to finally get together with the neighbor he is in love with.

Happy ending!

8/10

Friday, November 1, 2013

The X Files: The Jersey Devil

A body found in the woods near Atlantic City has Mulder taking off to New Jersey with Scully in tow. There is an old myth about a savage (nearly) human living in the area.

When they arrive in town, however, local law enforcement is less than thrilled and asks the agents to leave. When Mulder finds out that a few homeless people have seen the mythical beast digging through the trash cans, Mulder spends the night in the outskirts of town, hoping for a sighting. And he does see a creature, but before he can get too close, he is taken into custody and thrown in the drunk tank for the night.

Meanwhile, Scully - in an attempt to have anything resembling a life - is back in DC on a date but returns to Atlantic City to spring Mulder loose. A park ranger Mulder has previously met with in New Jersey calls to inform the agents of the discovery of a male body. The agents, the ranger and an anthropologist go back to where Mulder initially saw the creature and he encounters it again, seeing that it is a woman.

Local law enforcement, well aware of a wood creature threatening the thriving tourism business is roaming a little close to town, hunt her down and shoot her, much to Mulders disappointment, who saw an opportunity to study her.

The last scene shows a small child pocking a head out of a cave in the woods.

7/10

Sunday, August 18, 2013

The Oranges

Two families living opposite each other in small town New Jersey have been best friends forever and live the typical suburban life, the men walking/running together every day, leading the local Christmas carol group and such.

When Terry and Cathy's estranged daughter Nina returns home after breaking up with Ethan (much to Cathy's joy), things get complicated. Because rather than taking up with the neighbor's son Toby, Nina cozies up with Toby's dad David. They are found out right before they shack up in a local motel. After many apologies and some serious talking, David and Nina decide that they want to continue their affair, despite all the problems it causes for everyone involved.

Then Ethan shows up and camps on David's front lawn to win Nina back. Things finally come to blows on Christmas, when Terry and Cathy invite David's wife Paige over because she moved to a B&B and they have not seen her in a while. But when she gets there she starts running her car into her husband's Christmas decoration and nearly runs him over, as well.

In the end, Nina breaks up with David and Ethan and everyone else tries to get on with their lives.

The cast was more exciting than the film itself.

4/10