It starts off with a mysterious Nazi sent to the States to educate himself in the occult and through the help of one special stone achieve a more desireable state of being. All for the Führer, of course. And then it turns into a Zombie flick. Now, I am all for Nazi Zombies (Dead Snow FTW!), but this?
First, we get:
...for all of 10 (!) minutes. And then it turns into:
The fuck did you do to Michael Fassbender? He looks disgusting, he speaks in tongues, he sucks human blood and he tears the skin off his face frequently, which makes him slightly less despicable each time but doesn't get him back to looking pretty again by the end of the film - he gets poisoned, strangled with barbed wire, stabbed and burned.
And not once does he get naked.
3/10
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