Like, why would you linger in a house that is clearly inhabited by, at the very least, serial killers? Get the hell out of there!
Why don't you hide in the vast woods all around you (for miles and miles and miles) but chose to stay in plain sight for as long as possible?
How does anybody find anyone in those big ass woods? Ever?
Where do I know this Carly from? (The Mentalist. I looked it up.)
How did Desmond Harrington end up in this?
The story is as obvious as can be in a mediocre horror film. Young, attractive people stuck in the middle of the West Virginia woods. They chance upon a cabin (imagine!), where they find a number of very disturbing pieces of body parts, collected in various jars. They hide under beds, in store rooms, etc. and have to fight to keep quiet while witnessing their friend getting cut into pieces by inbred hillbillies. They flee (but not into the woods, mind you) and the villains catch up with them again and again, while the young, attractive people get killed one by one. Jeremy Sisto actually gets a nice Boromir send-off.
The prettiest boy and girl of the bunch eventually make it out alive after killing the baddies repeatedly. These here even exceed the mere standard two lives the bad guys in these types of films usually have.
Yeah, it's bad. Almost in a good way.
Almost.
3/10
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